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May 27, 2008
Hilarity
Last night half of the house was playing Asshole (a variation of President, with much drinking involved). They started around 8:30 and went until about 12:45, which meant that people were ripped. Even Mike was drinking! Apparently someone found a mixed vodka drink that has green tea in it. I couldn't really taste the vodka, and I'm not a fan of green tea, but Mike was really enjoying them.
So the game breaks up close to 1am. Mike and I go to bed, all is good.
Around 5am, something wakes me up. I'm not positive as to what it was, though I've an idea. It takes a few minutes to settle in before I'm like, "Whoa." I rolled onto my back and discover that I'm between Mike... and Fig. I think it was when I put my hand on Fig's leg that woke me up--he was laying upside down in the bed. I couldn't go back to sleep, I tried. Finally I started poking Mike until he woke up. Then I asked him, "What is laying next to me?"
He thought it was the cat. Then he kept feeling it and got worried. Worried!! He actually backed up closer to the wall! Wuss. /snicker
When I adjusted, he finally saw that it was Fig. Mike yelled at him to wake up and go to his own room; Fig lifted his head, glanced around and said, "Aw, shit."
We told the story like ten times at work. It was hilarious. And to make it funnier, when we got home and asked Fig about it, he had thought it was all a dream. In fact, he stared at us as we told our tale--and he was just shocked.
I told him he owes me, for life. 1. He let the cat out of the room when he came up (not that it matters now, she's jumping over the barrier). 2. I woke up next to him at 5:30am!! 3. He got sick in the bathroom, and I had to clean it up.
He so owes me.
Posted by Coyote at 4:53 PM