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October 21, 2000
Some Silly Survey
What time is it? 8:50am
Name as it appears on your birth certificate: Laura Irene Lee
Nick names: Lauri (folks), Lil`One (dad, Zach), Ebon (Kev., MoDER, Khris)
I will answer to: Just about anything.
I will NOT answer to: ``HEY! YOU!``
Parent's names: Mickey and Jerry.
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? .......None. ::Pouts:: Should have been 22 though.
Date that you regularly blow them out: 30 October
Pets: Just one! A deaf cat named Casper.
Height: 5-foot-8
Weight: I'm guessing around 110-115
Hair Colour: BURGUNDY! ::Loves hairdye::
Eye Colour: Brown. I wish I could wear contacts.
Freckle Count: A wartime mine field has nothing in comparison.
Tattoos: Three
Piercings: ::Pouts:: Four - two in each ear. This is down from eight - three in each ear, left nipple, and tongue.
IQ: Noooooo freakin' clue.
How much do you love your job: You're kidding, right?
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California.
Hometown: Ditto above. Or Culver City.
Current Residence: El Cajon
Marital Status: Engaged.
Sexual Preference: Men, though I could think of a few girls I would love to drag to bed.
Biggest Turn-Ons: Biting
Pet Peeves: Heh .... Want a book?
Boxers or Briefs: Boxers
Had the drink Calypso Breeze?: Can't say that I have.
Been in love before?: Yes
Been to Africa?: Uhhh... no.
Been toilet-papering?: Nope.
Been drunk?: LoL - Yes.
Been toilet-papered? No, luckily we weren't in the motel room when that occured.
Loved somebody so much it made you cry?: Yes
Been in a car crash?: Yes
Croutons or Bacon Bits: Croutons, and sunflower seeds.
2 doors or 4 (on a car): Two baby! Unless its a big ass Suburban, but then ... that isn't a ``car`` ::Smirks::
Sprite or 7 Up: Squirt
Coffee or Coffee Ice cream: Winter: Coffee. Anytime: Coffee ice cream.
Blanket or Stuffed Animal: Blankets. Two if I can get away with it.
Dumper or Dumpee: Both
Favorite Salad Dressing: 1000 Island
Favorite Color of socks: White
Favorite Number: 13
Why?: ::Shrugs::
Favorite Place to be kissed: Hmmm.... Neck, shoulders, sides, hands ... ::Could go on and on::
Favorite Movie: Labyrinth.
Favorite Quote from a movie: ``You remind me of the babe...`` Or, from the Devil's Advocate ``Look but do not touch. Touch, but do not taste. Taste but do not ...`` and from there, I forget. RoFL
Favorite Holiday: Halloween!! ::Snickers::
Favorite Foods: Mexican
Favorite Day of the Week: Saturday, typically.
Favorite Song at the moment: ............Hmmm... I'm totally loving this remix of Kittie's Charlotte.
Favorite Word or Phrase: ``Bite me.``
Favorite Toothpaste: Erm, whatever we have now. LOL
Favorite Restaurant: Por Favor. Or Applebee's.
Favorite Flower: Deep red roses. Morning glories.
Favorite drink?: PEPSI
Favorite Alcoholic Drink: JD and coke
Favorite Sport to Watch: Baseball.
Favorite Type of Ice: .............ICE?! Uhh... chipped. Or those bitchen tiny ice balls from Taco Bell.
Favorite Zoo Exhibit: The reptiles, of course.
Favorite Sesame Street Character: Oscar
Favorite Disney/Warner Bros: Tigger / The Warner Brothers, and Dot
Favorite Fast Food Restaurant: McD's
When was your last hospital visit? Uhm.......I think when we stayed a night there, when ###'s sister was having Chris.
What color is your bedroom's carpet?: Mottled browns
What was the name of your childhood blanket?: I don't think I named it.
How many times did you fail your Permit and/or Drivers License test? None.
What do you think of Ouija boards?: ::Shrugs:: No opinion really...
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?: ............Ehh.
Who is the last person that you got mail from? James, aka Gale.
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: Sha`!
Which store would you choose to max your credit card?: Target. :-)
What do you do most often when you are bored?: ........Sit online. Or write webpages.
What words or phrases do you overuse: ``FUCK!`` .... ``Damnit...`` ::Thinks of more::
Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away from you? ......Matt and Rick, I believe.
Most annoying thing is: ..........The MOST? Uhm... ::Ponders::
Best thing: Loving someone
Best present or bribe to receive: ...........Money? LoL
Favorite color: Black!
Sleeping Position: Curled up, on my side.
Average Bedtime: 3 am
Sheet Preference: Black anything.
One pillow or two: Two
Favorite type of music: Type?!
Dream car: WooHoo! A 1968 Chevy Camero Z-28.
Type of car you drive: A 1992 Ford Mustang LX
Favorite perfume/cologne: Obsession. Ck-One. Ck-Be. Drakkar Noir.
Favorite subject(s) in school: Photography. Creative Writing.
Least favorite subject: History
Shoe preference, color: Vans; black.
Best Habits: Erm... Flirting? RoFL
Worst Vices/Habits: Drugs.
Why are you here? To be the monkey wrench in people's plans.
How did you find this? Looking through people's journals.
Who do YOU think shot JFK? DOOOD, I did. ::Hides the smoking gun and cracks::
Do you sing loud when you're by yourself? Not necessary loud, unless the stereo is also loud.
What's your weirdest quirk? Talking to my deaf cat.
If you could ask any one person any question in the world and get an honest answer, what would you ask and to whom? That is a good question. ::Ponders for awhile::
Do people ask you for advice a lot? Not alot. But occasionally.
What would you ask me if you could ask me any question you wanted? Who are you, and why are you following me?
Do you think there's a meaning to life? TO HAVE GOOD SEX. ::Failing at life; gah!::
Do you believe in God? No.
Do you want to marry? Someday.
What's the last dream you had? Hmm..... I honestly don't recall. I don't retain much knowledge of dreams for long.
If you could be anyone's underwear for a day, whose would you be? Someone who didn't wear underwear.
Do you still talk to your parents? Yes. Got off the phone with Mom just a few hours ago.
Do you like The Far Side? I used to read it every week.
Are you, too, afraid of the Village People? Very much so.
If you had to sum up your entire life's experiences in a single song, which song would you pick? Permanent Vacation by Aerosmith. LOL Nah, I dunno...
Do you have a picture of yourself you really like? Most certainly.
Are your elbows resting on anything right now? They were a moment ago.
Are you wearing glasses? Yes'sir.
Socks? Uck, no.
Shoes? No.
Jewelry? Yes - Two earrings, my pentagram ring, and my ball chain choker.
Clothes? Heh, yes. ::Grey KiKs and her Cheshire Cat shirt::
Do you believe in miracles? No.
What's the last nice thing you did for someone, just because? Hmmm.... Gave someone a soda for free at work.
So where is Jimmy Hoffa, anyway? Don't know, don't care.
Did that make you smile? Made me chuckle.
If you suddenly woke up tomorrow with the ability to make anyone vanish from the face of the earth at will, never to return again, would you use it? OH HELL YEAH. I'd be zappin' folks right off the face of this earth.
What shampoo do you use to wash your hair? White Rain
What is your name? Ebon, and I come from the Planet MoDER. ::Cackles::
When's the last time you mailed something via post? Mailed something via post....?
Do you speak any languages besides English? Ebonics! ::Yeah right...Whatever::
Are you the only person in America who watches French art films? .......I don't.
When is the last time you couldn't quit laughing? The other night, in a room with John, Jay, Mk and Mike.
Are you a patient person? All depends on what I'm waiting for.
Do you fall in love easily? No. Lust, yes.
What's the last book you read? From cover to cover? Last week...
What time is it? 8:07 - and its 3-2 Mets. :-)
What was the last thing you drank? Pepsi. ::Takes another drink::
Where are you? In the dining room.
How are you? Gotta pee.... :Scurries::........::Back!:: Ahh, I feel great.
Why are you where you are? Because I'm on the computer. DUH.
Why are you how you are? Because for once, I'm feeling good.
Be honest this time -- how are you? Okay, okay. My back hurts.
Are you satisfied with that? No.
Have you ever written fan mail? Yes. Ages ago, I wrote a letter to Def Leppard's drummer. I was like, 11. LOL
How about a letter to the president? Hell no.
Do you have a checking account? Yes. I think I have two...
Are you registered to vote? No.
Did you bless the last person who sneezed around you? No.
Do you prefer white bread or wheat? Wheat
Low or high-octane gasoline? Ehhh... I honestly don't care.
Do you like spinach? Never had it.
Think about this once more, harder this time, and answer it for me again -- who are you? I am a delusionally insane girl in her early 20's, who is moderately dis-satisfied with life, and yet does nothing about it. Furthermore, while having the talent and skill to make something of herself, she lacks the ambition to do so. Happy?
Filed into Old Journal - LJ on October 21, 2000 7:37 PM.